beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
bakerstreetsdoctor:
allmyotherthoughts:
pineappleexpression:
attekari:
macaroons-at-tiffanys:
manraybans:
oldmanstephanie:
jackalsfeast:
himynamesray:
Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag
the baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard in a while ^^
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
gifovea:
How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels
by Craig Welsh (1996)
I can’t stop staring at this
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
starrypier:
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”
cathysphere:
I hereby found the International Society for Bopping Mads Mikkelsen on the Head with Toast
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
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